William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail....
Roderick told deputies he thought Cheesman was a nutria swimming in the Smith River near Reedsport, about 90 miles southwest of Eugene, and shot him with a .22-caliber rifle, police said....
So the burning question is: What the heck is a NUTRIA?
Well, the little critters actually have their own website at nutria.com.
Fact 1: Nutria (myocastor coypus) is a large semi-aquatic rodent
Fact 2: They are indigenous to South America! (Hmmm. Oregon is not in South America, Oregon is not even remotely close to South America)
Fact 3: They were imported to Louisiana for fur farming industry (Nutria with a little garden tiller! Can't get that out of my head). They have caused great damage to the coastal wetlands of Louisiana (with their little tillers, I'm sure and which, by the way, is no where close to Oregon!).
To continue our educational theme because my life is too boring to write about, I give you (drum roll, please).......the moldy cheese cam.
Just in case you have nothing to do (and apparently at least 500,000 people have gone to this site so far), you can watch cheese mold. How educational is that??? !!!!
OK, I could not resist. I went and looked! It shows a big round chunk of partially molded cheese just sitting there, doing nothing. There is a counter next to it....51 days, 8 hours............down to milliseconds! Apparently it takes about a year for the entire process then the cheese can be sold to those crazy people that eat that stuff (including my cousins in England). So, if you forget today, you have 301 days to catch the cheese cam.
OMG! I forgot to tell you. I was totally shocked and in despair!!!! Someone did a family geneology thing of my family. My family comes from Cheshire, England in Chester County. OK, knew that, no problem. But before that!!!!! Oh Lord, my family came from Normandy. NORMANDY!!! Do you know where that is???? FRANCE. OMG. How horrific is that???? I refuse to be of French origin. My British roots are cringing!



4 comments:
Tam,
Nutria are still considered fine cuisine in south Louisiana.
French, hate that for ya. At least my English ancestors were Normans aka Vikings. Vikings rule French drool.
Scott
That is gross. What is the best way to cook nutria (BBQ, grilled, stirfry, baked???) Hey, wait a minute....Aren't those people in Louisiana French??!!! That explains it! I feel the sudden urge to eat nutria.....maybe with a lot of ketchup!
Oh no!!! Not French!!!:)
I know! Scary!
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